10+ Year Member. I said some terrible things to my mom as I was coming out of anesthesia. save. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, come on. Faces of Anesthesia | CRNA Medical Clipboard . 99, 98, 97... "The walls are getting dizzy" (<-made perfect sense at the time) 96..... zonk, Waking up with the painkillers and anasthetic wearing off, nurse says 'I'll go get you a prescription for pain killers", me: "Oh god, I love you, marry me?". In a recent Ask Reddit thread, anesthesiologists, doctors, nurses, and former patients share the craziest things they've heard or said while going under or coming out of anesthesia. Scroll down below, and don't forget to upvote your favorite funny anesthesia stories! I mean, really done this?". They're going through the typical post-op talk and mention that I might taste blood. I apparently wasn't pleased with its location, so as we drove by, I hurled insults at it. Pure comedy ensues. ", "Timmy, we are going to fix your finger. So he was going in to get some gallstones removed. When I came off anesthesia from wisdom teeth surgery I tried to talk, and was stubborn enough that the nurses gave me a pad of paper. Our goal is to provide comic relief to our hard working healthcare professionals. Another wisdom teeth story: they put in the IV for the sedative, then a few minutes later a nurse came through, tripped on the IV, and pulled it out of my arm. On the upside, I usually come round sky high. I counted from 10 to 1. Vicky Zar. ", "Are you sure that's a good idea? that kid had the time of his life, trust me :P. I read the kid's lines in the voice of the Scout from Team Fortress 2. ", "Doc, have you done this before? My whole family was in the room (the first time we were together in years), including my girlfriend. ", "This and this stuff here. This is a drug that relieves people of pain whilst in surgery but can lead to patients having illusions and talking about the first things that come to mind, with usually funny results. WARNING: Some … share. I have no memory of this. tofunny. save. 33.7m members in the funny community. Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. ACSurgeon Acute Care Surgeon. Told her that she was the ugliest fucking woman I had ever seen, and I hated her new short haircut.. Girl on anesthesia proposes to nurse. However, as far as the potential for awkward situations goes, going to the doc's can be comedy gold. May 2, 2006 890 12 Chicagoland Status. So the first thing I muttered was "Uuuuuuuh ooooh. During my paramedic clinicals in the ER, an 8 or so year old kid came in with a laceration to his finger that needed about 10 sutures. If you're squeamish then click with caution. Are you Arthur Dent? Press J to jump to the feed. Especially with photos this funny. And I yelled weakly, "AWWWEEESOME," and then passed right out again. But I also married a surgeon.) The attending decided that conscious sedation was the best route and elected to use ketamine. 37.4k. He was waiting in the prep area and the nurse was going over everything with him. Stay organized, and stunningly stylish, with custom clipboards from Zazzle! In the evening, it was decided to perform a Caesarean section under general anesthesia due to a â Fetal distressâ . The nurse told him that they had several hysterectomy procedures scheduled as well, since they are located in the same general area of the body. (v.redd.it) submitted 4 hours ago by shampoo_and_dick. Email Pinterest Reddit Tumblr Report; Copy link; Pinterest; 391 comments. The nurse said, "that's OK, you've got a catheter.". Keep in my mind my surgeon is like... 65. Doctors Reveal Best Anesthesia Waking Stories (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories) Has anything insane happened to you? Pure comedy ensues. Probably not the funniest in this thread, but hey. Thanks to the drugs, I found this hilarious. This is a drug that relieves people of pain whilst in surgery but can lead to patients having illusions and talking about the first things that come to mind, with usually funny results. They would never forgive us. 1.5k comments. Well he finally makes it in and they start prepping him, and they make a kind of "tent" around his stomach area. 115k. Settings. Unlike cats, however, he began bargaining: "Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, let's talk about this. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. Apr 26, 2017 - Explore Vaeda Ramadhin's board "Anaesthetic humor" on Pinterest. Fullscreen. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. After concluding a passionate night of lovemaking, Sue gets up and walks over to the sink to wash up. and then passed out. This story isn't mine, but a friend of mine. The glizzy goblin. This joke may contain profanity. Your schedule is highly dependent on surgeons. Plus, as the cherry on top, the med student who was shadowing the surgery was in my high school class. As they were wheeling him out of the room to put him in the prep area he noticed several other hospital beds in the area. And it is always reliably funny. Surgeon: Right before you went to sleep, you sat up on the operating table, pointed straight at me, and said "DON'T FUCK IT UP!" His reaction was just like that of so many cats before him: his eyes went wide and his limbs went out as if the world was spinning underneath him. 0:00. So he is fighting to try and tell them NOT to do a hysterectomy, but he can't remember the name of the procedure at this point. As he feels the effects taking grasp he freaks out a little when he realizes they can't tell his sex by just looking at his belly and he is worried they might try to do a hysterectomy on him. Surgery happens, I go home to rest in the afternoon and wake up to a phone call from my surgeon. I like people, under general anesthesia, the perfect funny gift for anesthesiologists! Keep in mind he is male. Usain Bolt is such a nice guy Wholesome Moments (v.redd.it) submitted 5 hours ago by rocketship94. I'm pissing myself". Anesthesia Jokes Following is our collection of recovery puns and operation one-liner funnies and gags working better than reddit jokes. #1 . You should be constantly differentially diagnosing every problem, thinking ahead, and staying vigilant. Love this track, what’s it called? 0:00. This post may include affiliate links. toMadeMeSmile. Nurse starts the IV... Count down from 100. me. Cue my mother laughing in the corner, then pretending to be shocked and horrified. share. Because seriously, this sounds straight out of a Douglas Adams novel. And I just kept repeating that until my mom was embarrassed and took away my paper. Pre-wisdom-tooth surgery, fucked up on Valium: "Doc... you do your thing. 4 4 3 2 2344. comments. I tried to smile at them and wrote 'I like the taste of blood'. Feb 10, 2009 #2 So Jeff and Sue meet at a conference, and after a few drinks, they decide to head up to a hotel room. Thankfully he took it well, but I'm sure he thinks much less of me. These hilarious stories from Ask Reddit are going to have you chuckling at your phone. 115k • Posted by 8 hours ago. Nurses of reddit, what’s the most entertaining thing someone has said coming off of anesthesia? # Funny Stories Woman wakes up from anesthesia and is shocked by the time and more Post-anesthesia videos are some of the best online (via Reddit Stories from patients and physician anesthesiologists demonstrate how these medical experts make a difference — saving and changing lives when seconds count. You just... you just... go. Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. We shrug, maybe give our heads a â ¦ â ¦ Here's an example of how to write the perfect one. This is Porkchop before and after his vet visit. This is a collection of funny one-liners, exactly as typed by medical secretaries: Patient has left her white blood cells at another hospital. b-rry via Reddit Source: b-rry via Reddit 2. A couple of weeks ago I had foot surgery and had to be put under. Including Anesthesia jokes for adults, dirty anesthesia puns and clean anaesthesia dad jokes for kids. The perfect Titanic Anesthesia Funny Animated GIF for your conversation. So, we find a quiet place and dim the lights (to help lessen ketamine induced hallucinations) and give the kid his ketamine. Surgeon: Hey, sugasugashack, how are you feeling? A couple more cc's of ketamine and the bargaining stopped, the finger was fixed, and we continued to laugh so hard we cried from the stuff this 8 year old kid had been saying. I donated a kidney to a friend and was put under, but I came to as they were lifting me from a gurney into my hospital bed. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 1. r/AskReddit is the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions. United States About Blog GomerBlog is dedicated to bringing you funny medical satire for Healthcare Professionals. Someone on Reddit asked, "Anesthesiologists, what are the best things people have said under the gas?" Welcome to r/funnyanaesthesia! 813 comments. 0:00. Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Play. Medical Quotes Medical Humor Nurse Humor Operating Room Humor Anesthesia Humor Science Humor Funny Science Funny Memes Jokes. View Comments. You know, I don't actually remember seeing you before the surgery! New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Fullscreen. I tried to smile at them and wrote 'I like the taste of blood'. |Cussed out a public park. They're going through the typical post-op talk and mention that I might taste blood. Fucker never gave me the mars bar. Vicky Zar. and the answers may send you into fits of giggles without any local anesthesia. 39.8k. Join. Take a look at 30 of the most hilarious pets leaving the vet’s office after a procedure. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. I have no memory of this. I don't give a fuck. He was already super nervous about getting the procedure done and she was trying to help calm him down. The recovery room isn't necessarily the place to erupt into laughter, but sometimes that's exactly what happens. If you hate the OR you can do something like a pain fellowship as mentioned above or do cardiac and do more interesting cases rather than being yelled at to raise / lower the bed by ortho residents. Counting backwards from 100... 99... 98... 97... 96 Goes under, Waking up 6 hours later in a really loud voice "95... 94... ". Dimoak Member . Anesthesiologist: This will feel like a martini. Turns out it was my dad who came to pick me up, my mom was at home this whole time. The home to people being funny whilst under the influence of anaesthesia. From hilariously misinformed patients to doctors with a wickedly dry sense of humor, we at Bored Panda had compiled a list of short stories when doctor/patient interactions were just too funny. See more ideas about medical humor, humor, anesthesia humor. View Comments. Medical Humor Nurse Humor Medical School Anesthesia Humor Operating Room Nurse Nurse Anesthetist Male Doctor Surgical Tech. 125 & 491 More. Report. Circulatory System. Shmizzyy 2 dec. 1.1K Copy Facebook Pinterest Twitter Email {{ shortRepliesCount }} Show. Asa 4. Same surgery. I had a patient coming out of anesthesia who opened his eyes as I was switching him from a mask to nasal cannula tell me: “This hospital has the most beautiful women I’ve ever seen.” Made me blush I was so flattered, and made the rest of my day awkward with my coworkers teasing me about it. Settings. I apparently wasn't pleased with its location, so as we drove by, I hurled insults at it. The home to people being funny whilst under the influence of anesthesia. This little kitty was prescribed valium after his operation. (I think this is funny. Girl on anesthesia proposes to nurse. New AskReddit Stories: What would be a funny thing to say to a surgeon before anesthesia kicks in 5 seconds later? Discover and Share the best GIFs on Tenor. Article continues below advertisement 1. Before I was given anesthesia, the anesthesiologist gave me a "cocktail" to calm be down. Me: Oh I'm fine. Surgeon: Ah, so you don't remember what you said to me then. 55.8k. So just as he is about to succumb to the effects and go under he looks right at the nurse with a look of panic on his face and says: "Don't let them take out my uterus". 409 comments. Play. Many are already calling us 'The Onion' for doctors, nurses, and all health care professionals. generic_name 2 dec. 2K Copy Facebook Pinterest Twitter Email {{ shortRepliesCount }} Show. Although many won't remember … Anesthesia -> fellowship is still a solid route IMO. Icu Nursing Nursing Assistant Nursing … When I was a kid having my appendix out, the anesthetist said if I could count from 10 to 1 he'd give me a mars bar. 2.6k votes, 228 comments. They finish up and then start to put him under. Anesthesia Humor Nurse Anesthetist Clipboards Medical Humor School Supplies Faces Lettering Doctor Humor School Stuff. Post-wisdom-tooth-operation: Cussed out a public park. POST. I've never got past about 7, counting down from 10. When I came off anesthesia from wisdom teeth surgery I tried to talk, and was stubborn enough that the nurses gave me a pad of paper. Working in medicine is tough and we all need some relief. Reactions: 4 users Reply. Physician. WARNING: Some videos, pictures and GIF's may contain blood. The site may not work properly if you don't, If you do not update your browser, we suggest you visit, Press J to jump to the feed. I was pretty excited to see this stuff used in kids as I had only seen it used in animals during my time as a vet tech. And as they lifted me, I could feel my body attempting to help them shift me into the bed, but that exertion made me start to pee uncontrollably. Shannon FaganGetty Images Anyone who's received anesthesia can attest that the medication makes them feel pretty loopy. Final score: 622 points. I hear your feelings about EM tho :/ Reactions: 1 users Reply. It’s a good thing our pets don’t have social media. Go, go, go." 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